fruitchtable
a combination of fruit and vegetable. used to describe a tomato, because people can never agree on whether it’s a fruit or a vegetable. can also be used to solve arguments on watermelon between the average person and a horticulturist.
person one: tomatos are obviously vegetables.
person two: no, it’s a fuit!
person three: let’s just call it a fruitchtable.
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