Fruitee


one who is a connoisseur of different types of h-m-s-xuals or h-m-s-xual events within a specific friend group.

specifically, a man who has dated many different types of other men or someone who is knowladgeable regarding fashionable events within a city’s gay community.

etymology: comes from foodie
javier is such a fruitee, he has dated jocks, bears, twinks and even a few hipster art-f-gs last summer.

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