fruititosis


(noun) 1) to sleep next to, or near, a piece or basket of fruit, 2) to become closer in proximity to fruit during your sleep, 3) a sleep disorder, causing the individual to require fruit to sleep next to in order to enter rem sleep.
my fruit-tosis is acting up again.
i can’t seem to get any sleep. could it be fruit-tosis?

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