frumper


a long, mid-calf or ankle length, loose, ugly, frumpy jumper, worn with a t-shirt, turtleneck, or polo style shirt underneath. frumpers are most often seen on fundamentalist, homeschooling christian women or their daughters for the sake of modesty.
i knew i had spotted a fundie family in the walmart parking lot because the mom and her 5 daughters were wearing matching pink calico frumpers.
someone who smells other people’s farts for pleasure.
after rick farted, jeff moved closer to get a good wiff of the odour. then he took three more deep breathes through his nose and smiled.
the action of preforming oral s-x in unpleasant circ-mstances.
todd denied having fallen victim to frump-er actions, although it was commonly known that the girl peed in her pants before the pair’s encounter.
one who humps fat women.
dude harry is totally a frumper now, because he banged that whale last night.

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