frumpet


a woman who is both a frump and a strumpet. a bagger who is a sl-t. a wh-r- who is also a cleveland brown. a b-tterface who will gladly put out. frump + strumpet = frumpet.
amy is such a frumpet. she isn’t good looking, but she’ll put out for just about any guy.
a br-sswind instrument made by getzen from the 1960s – 1980s that was intended as a cross between a trumpet and a french horn and usually keyed in f (with an eb tuning slide as well). it was notorious for its tricky intonation.
“that trumpet is huge!”
“actually, it’s a frumpet. kinda line an alto trumpet, but mellower.”
a person to takes a bath and farts or makes a stinky under the water.than watches the bubbles come up and eats them.
i like being a frumpet while i am in the tub.

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