Frumpy Palmer
this is apparently a highly taboo act that is rarely spoken of. the act consists of a donkey, a fist, a ferret, and a gl-ss coffee table.
when she first introduced me to the “frumpy palmer” i was scared sh-tless, but after i got over the pain, we did it all night.
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