frusterbate
this is what s-xually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite s-x.
“i sure had a severe case of blue b-lls when sandy kept beaving me at the party. i had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.
masterbating out of total frustration.
i frusterbate because my boyfriend is erectilely challenged.
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