FTDC
or other known as “fat t-ts don’t count”.
this should be a worldwide pandemic because if your fat and have big b–bs, it doesn’t count. you’re still fat and gross and your b–bs won’t get you anywhere.
this is guy’s rule number 1.
kyle: “man she has some huge b–bs.”
alex: “she’s fat, ftdc.”
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