FTLG


“ftlg” short hand for f-ck the london gaurd
pig: here is your ticket may 19
me: “ftlg”

cop: i need you to recite the alphabet starting at the letter d and ending at u with out singing it
me: “ftlg”. i want to call my attorney
internet slang for “for the love of g-d” often used when dealing with stupid people or annoying situations.
person 1: i tried jumping across the creek, but i missed and fell in the water, then i cracked my head on a rock…it was fun! 🙂
person 2:…ftlg

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