Fucbookin
v: the act of facebooking someone/s in the hopes of having a s-xual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even s-xually explicit. stems from the ancient method of s-xting, only now you can engage with more individuals at once.
i am so excited, last night i started fucbookin with some of my old cl-ssmates and now we are meeting this weekend.
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