Fuck a Friend Friday
the only day of the week where f-cking your friends is totally acceptable.
(there’s also: molest a friend monday, touch a friend tuesday, get whipped wednesday, tap a t-t thursday, and get slapped sat-rday.)
your friend (on sat-rday):”did you and sam f-ck yesterday?”
you: “yeah, i don’t like him, but it was f-ck a friend friday.”
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