Fuck Chuck or Marry
a rather fun game, usually played be women, where someone is given 3 ‘candidates’ and then has to decide which one to f-ck, chuck and marry.
‘chuck’ signifies the one you would lose, i.e. your least favorite
‘f-ck’ is pretty self explanitory. however, it const-tutes only one f-ck
‘marry’ is the person whom you wish to spend the rest of your life with. it does not imply that there will be s-xual relations
dude, let’s play f-ck chuck or marry?
so who would you out of fatty goggles, esther and that clown footed girl?
oh dude, that’s just wrong!
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