Fuck Count
one’s number of people they have slept with. a shorter and easier way to say “the number of people i’ve slept with”.
josh, “my f-ck count’s at 4.”
seb, “d-mn! my f-ck count is at 5 this week alone!”
vicky, “i lost track of my f-ck count at 18.”
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