Fuck Cramps
the abdominal soreness that typically follows a session of intense s-x. similar to the soreness felt after doing a session of crunches. typically impacts guys who are sadly out of shape.
guy 1: “dude, my ab’s are sore today…”
guy 2: “what, you work out? do some crunches?”
guy 1: “nah, it’s just f-ck cramps.”
guy 2: “nice….”
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