fuck custard


thick s-m-n. as found in good p-rno movies after the pop shot.
dude 1: “i just watched ‘bukkake c-m sl-ts vol. 6’ – man, i ain’t seen so much f-ck custard ever!”
dude 2: “dude, lend me that – now!”

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