Fuck Fart
the farting sound made while f-cking someone either in the v-g-n- or -ss.
as the p-n-s plunges in and out of the v-g-n- or -n-s, a farting noise is made sounding similar to one that comes from the -n-s when flatulence occurs.
john: “d-mn, me and jessie were going hard at it all night!”
dave: “wow! really?”
john: “yup, so hard that i even heard a f-ck fart!”
dave: “awesome!”
your mothers sweet queef.
also a type of exclamation with more relevance than “f-ck” or “sh-t”
i love when i go to your mom’s house for a recipe and end up with her f-ckfarts.
guy 1:dude your girlfriend wrecked your car
guy 2:f-ckfarts!!
a f-ckfart(s) is a person or generation of people who abandon previous generations and their good knowledge and depend upon their own pitiful immature trial and error based abilities.
f-ckfarts, with their parenticidal tendencies, practice harsh age descrimination, hence the term f-ckfart, because the f-ckfart renders themselves nothing more than an outgasing that occurs directly after -n-l or v-g-n-l s-x, i.e their birth.
f-ckfarts have no substance. they are too self-reliant. they miss the point of multi-generational harmony.
they make you wonder what part of the -sshole they grew up in.
xan__”hey everyone kelly is 43 years old.”
kelly__”yeah thats great!”
xan__”hahahahahahahahahahaha…kelly’s an old guy.”
kelly__”excuse me?!”
xan__”why do old ppl come on this chat all the time?”
xan__”they need to die.”
kelly__” 🙁 ”
kelly__”what a f-ckfart.”
strictly it is when air is pumped into a v-g-n- during intercourse, and released when the p-n-s is pulled out.
urban myth? definitely not.
talking from personal experience. they are not so smelly as ordinary farts though.
also somebody insignificant.
they’re just a bunch of f-ckfarts (n-bodies).
a flatulent resulting from trapped air, which enters a s-xual orifice durring vigorous intercourse, escapes durring copulation.
i pounded that -ss so fast, it let the loudest f-ck-fart i’d ever heard!
a word that a kid named michael uses to describe certain people. it could also be a person that ruins a moment like farting loud during s-x.
“stop you f-ckfart, and p-ss me my keys”
“here comes this f-ckfart.”
a swear word to use in place of anything
it’s inspired by all the great words i read on reddit
you f-ckfart
that f-ckfart screwed me over
dont f-ckin fart you f-ckfart
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