Fuck Fashion


exclaimed in reference to pretentious b-tches (male or female) who may not be aware that the material or immaterial advantages that they sn-bbily advertise by things like clothing, other material status symbols and immaterial status symbols like an educational or vocational pedigree mean absolute sh-t at places like the basketball court.

if not sn-bbily advertised, leave fashion alone. otherwise, f-ck fashion.
tell your little husband to f-ck fashion because he’s micro-soft and smokes marlboros to cope with the office stress he endures through ulcers, your infidelity with me and the brief moment of pleasure he receives from buying you (me) that fur coat which you’ll later ‘misplace’.

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