Fuck-Fuck Friday
noun – the process of not working while at work on fridays, hence the name. it allows one to get extra drunk on thursday nights. activities commonly performed on f-ck-f-ck friday include, but are not limited to: watching videos on youtube, checking sports news and scores on espn.com, trying to keep up with the latest lingo on urban dictionary, making long distance calls on the company’s tab to family and friends, going to cd stores while colleagues think you are at a doctor’s appointment, creating a spreadsheet and ranking the girls/guys you have hooked up with, etc.
peter: jake, did you get those reports done? they were due this morning.
jake: i was too swamped on thursday and no reports get done on f-ck-f-ck friday…i was busy dreaming of getting a blumpkin from julie in accounting.
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