fuck himself straight


the stage between thinking you are gay and admitting it to yourself.

happens often with gay guys, they will have s-x with a lot of girls to try to turn themselves straight.

it usually doesn’t work. after this, they realize they can’t change it and begin to accept it.
person 1: “jason had s-x with so many girls.. i didn’t know he was gay.”
person 2: “yeah, he tried to f-ck himself straight. didn’t work, though.”

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