fuck jaw


a “know it all” that actually knows very little. talks a lot but says very little of value. every word out of his or her jaw is most often best ignored, especially if you can’t sort through the cr-p.
he gives a wonderful first impression but once you get to know him you’ll realize what a real f-ck jaw he is.
an absolute moron. we’re talking george dubya bush levels here!

most commonly -ssosiated with people who talk sh-t (hence, f-ckjaw).
“the war in iraq wasn’t just for oil.”
“yeah right, f-ckjaw.”
f-ck-jaw is when you have used your mouth so many times to perform oral s-x that your mouth is so tired it can no longer open to even eat. much like lock jaw!

when your jaw aka mouth can no longer open because of too much s-xual acvit-ty.

when a mouth is f-cked so many times by a big c-ck that it can no longer stay open for further pounding.
“dude!””bobby pounded that b-tches mouth until she got f-ck-jaw!”

“apparently debbie died of f-ck-jaw!”

“once again i was on another date with some b-tch called susan… the ho’ couldnt take my big c-ck, and the dumb b-tch got f-ck-jaw after 2 hours of jackhammering her mouth!” “so anyhow i just bent her over and f-cked her in the -ss!”

“i heard glenn came down with f-ck-jaw in miss anderson’s drama cl-ss…hrmm i guess hetro status may no longer be guarenteed!”

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