fuck johnson


1. realizing you failed to do a certain task by its deadline
2. getting d-cked over
3. feelings towards anyone you may know named johnson
f-ck johnson! i forgot to send jim the e-mail. i was supposed to do it yesterday.

f-ck johnson! how the h-ll did bill get picked before me?

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