Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole
1. an expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amus-m-nt.
2. a literal invitation to f-ck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
1. person a: f-ck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
person b: i know what you mean.
2. person a: f-ck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
person b: righto. -zip-
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