fuck me dead


aussie exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. does well enough on its own, although can be followed up with “and bury me pregnant” for extra effect.
“hey mate your car’s on fire.” “aah f-ck me dead!”
aussie slang for “oh my god!” or “i’ll be d-mned!”
well f-ck me dead, look at the size of those hooters she has!!
it means basicly the same thing as “oh sh-t” or “f-ck a duck”. not intended to be used in a s-xual way.
haley: “well sh-t mom i spilled my drink!”

jo ann:”well f-ck me dead”
an expression of extreme astonishment and surprise. expresses more surprise than, e.g., “holy sh-t!”

used extensively in the film “welcome to woop woop!”
you graduated from high school? f-ck me dead!

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