Fuck me in the Dick
1. a statement screamed after an event that made you feel as if someone were f-cking your d-ck.
2. having one’s p-n-s penetrated by another person’s p-n-s.
after grabbing a hot skillet, p-ssing a stone, or having a catheter removed you would say “f-ck me in the d-ck!”
dale f-cked me in the d-ck last night. it was great.
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