Fuck me in the ear
or f-mite, for short: an expression that attempts to fully convey the combined sentiments of utter disgust, contempt, shame, and anger with a pinch of quiet resignation to one’s current circ-mstances… when things couldn’t get much worse…when faced with two equally unattractive and unpalatable options.
i got a cut in pay and i have genital warts? plus your mother is coming to visit? gah! well, f-ck me in the ear…
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