Fuck me like a monkey


1. a formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.

2. an imp-ssioned cry of frustration, used to subst-tute for the more common d-mn, sh-t, or f-ck. used in the most egregious situations only.

3. a solemn request, to a monkey, for s-xual intercourse. this is illegal to say to a monkey.
upon finding out that eduardo was well-endowed, i flirted with him and asked him to please f-ck me like a monkey.

dude, i heard sarah palin and donald trump might run together, f-ck me like a monkey! makes me want to nominate paris hilton instead.

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