fuck me mate
1. a person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise.
2. a person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise in the fact that they are naked and bent over, wit hthey cheeks spread.
1. chav: “f-ck me mate thats a fat duck”
chav2:”its a chicken d-ck’ead”
2. chav: “f-ck me mate!
chav2:”all right, bend over”
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