fuck me on a mountain in switzerland
an exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a european.
friend – “i can’t believe you’re pregnant after having s-x with that italian guy.”
you – “i know! f-ck me on a mountain in switzerland!”
friend – “at least he had a big d-ck, right?”
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