fuck me rigid


another australian expression of frustration, disbelief or amazement. less popular cousin to f-ck me dead.
“hey mate, the cats lost by 105 points today.” “f-ck me rigid!”

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    long handled paddle with a broad surface, generally used to beat one’s self to sustain an erection. p-ss me the f-ck paddle, i’m starting to look like a wind sock.

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    having s-x while running look at those people f-ckrunning

  • Fudwad

    scottish slang lit; large guncky build up from v-g-n-l yeast infection com; insult ie that amy winehouse is one manky fudwad

  • Gulby

    when an article of clothing bunches up on you it is (gulby) oatmeal is thick and bunched up on your spoon (gulby) wearing two long sleeve shirts and one bunches up. oatmeal is gulby

  • nut'd

    to smash a donut in someone’s face. a major burn, especially if caught on film. nicholas cage: d’oh! i just got nut’d! ashton kutcher: do’ just got nut’d, man! i got you. nicolas cage: awww, nuts! uproarious laughter


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