fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom
an insult that can be used as an alternative to “f-ck me” or “f-ck me sideways” and can avoid actions that look like f-cking someone sideways. also an insult that can be used against others because they are simply an -ss or they are stupid, and as such, deserve really painful s-x.
-why the h-ll did you yell your ex’s name when you had s-x with your girl?
-f-ck me sideways with a sandpaper condom.
-dude, where the h-ll are you?
-i’m stuck behind this old fart.
-go f-ck him sideways with a sandpaper condom, it’s your d-mn fault you woke up late.
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