fuck me sideways with a spoon


an exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.
staff member: dude, the fryers are on fire.
manager: oh f-ck me sideways with a spoon!!

boy: i have herpes.
girl: oh f-ck me sideways with a spoon!!
boy: i’ll have to from now on …

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