fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch


when someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

when someone makes a fool out of you
declan: i told you dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. you owe me five bucks!
dave: well f-ck me up the -ss and call me your b-tch!

dave: -hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

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