Fuck My Dog
an australian term used in times of great frustration, annoyance, dispair or surprise. used in occasions where the simple term f-ck is not expressive enough.
you are three quarters the way through an -ssignment that’s due in a few hours, and you have a power failure and lose your entire -ssignment. “f-ck my dog” (dispair)
you are at a bar and accidentally spill your vodka and cranberry drink down the front of your silky white top “f-ck my dog”(annoyance)
you are challenging your mate to a video game duel and you get beaten for the sixth time in a row, and it’s a close one. “f-ck my dog” (frustration)
you see unbelievable girl in the street and her b–b accidentally pops out of her dress exposing her bare breast. “f-ck my dog” (suprise)
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