fuck my monkey


1. yet another exclaimation of extreme disappointment. usually uttered after a disheartending discovery.

2. used in place of “i’ll be!”, or “you are kidding me”.
“you dumped a bowl of icecream on the carpet?? aw, f-ck my monkey!”

“well, f-cky my monkey…. i just saw my cousin on tv!”

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