“when you have s*x with someone and sneak out of their place before they wake up.” – jennifer
“woke up this morning to give jordan a kiss after a memorable one night stand. realized they pulled a f*ck n flee when my place was empty except for me and my cats. no phone number. no dignity. no goodbye. “
- tom bound
when one acts spin ones dog with physical abuse for no reason and posts t on a social media website “my dog kept on barking so i tom bound it one”
- never wife
(1) the perfect woman, possibly your true soul mate in life, the woman you’ve dreamed about and even one that you may have had a temporary relationship with but unfortunately you know you’ll “never” marry. (2) a woman that fits (1) that you still have contact with , verbally , emotionally electronically, and that will […]
becoming drunk and old with the person you care about. victoria and i are getting drold together.
when you are so tired your head falls violently rearward, as if you were just shot in the head. “d*mn jeff, are you allright?” “yeah man, i’m so tired, just keep jfk’ing” lying on a gr*ssy knoll with your boyfriend or girlfriend, preferably while watching fireworks. also, the term can be applied to semi-public makeout […]