fuck pad
a usually small and sp-rs-ly-furnished apartment you keep for the sole purpose of f-cking. especially married men who want a place in town to tryst, and don’t want the cost and paper-trail of hotels or the seediness of renting a motel room.
i always take my tricks to my f-ck pad on the other side of town where i have my own -ssortment of s-x-toys, a tempurpedic mattress, and the sheets are always clean.
the place where you have s-x, usually a bed or futon.
man last night i nailed this chick on my f-ck pad.
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