fuck tab


see pop tab
the top of a soda/pop/c-ke can given to someone indicating that the giver would like to f-ck the receiver. if the receiver returns it to the giver, the giver owes them a s-xual favor.
jamie: hey, jane, why’d you give d-ck that pop tab?
jane: it’s a f-ck tab, jamie.
d-ck: hey, jane -gives her the tab- in my car after school?
jane: sounds great!
jamie: o.o

child: “mommy, why do you have all these c-ke tabs in a jar?”
mother: “oh…no reason…” -calmly takes jar from child and hides it-

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