Fuck Texas


a f-ck texas is a c-cktail made of mt. dew live wire and crown royal black. it is named the f-ck texas because it was created in texas as a way to escape the misery caused by being in the state of texas.
seth: f-ckdammit we’re in f-ckin texas!
jack: lets all pour up a f-ck texas, so we can forget we’re in f-ckin texas.
everyone: h-ll yeah!!

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