fuck that couch
when a guy wants to get back at his girlfriend because she cheated, he goes to the other guy’s house & jumps up & down on his couch as a punishment.
bill: wtf. she cheated on me!
bob: lol you mad bro?
bill: i’m about to f-ck that couch
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