fuck the government


1. a statement of strong dislike and conviction towards the governing body that represents us all.

2. an opinion held by the founding fathers of the united states of america.

“the two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the const-tution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.” – thomas jefferson

“they that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” – benjamin franklin

“make yourself a sheep and the wolves will eat you.” – benjamin franklin

“no man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent.” – abraham lincoln

i hope this definition clarifies what “f-ck the government” really means
sally: have you been paying attention to the news and the government latley?

bill: yeah, the goverment is silently molesting our every orifice, and we a gladly licking their hands like obedient dogs.

sally: you mean you don’t trust our government bill?

bill: sorry, i am not a lapdog. if i were to have anything to say about the government, it would be “f-ck the government!”

sally: too bad most citizens are sheep and will continue to allow the government to corall us like dumb animals.

bill: well sally, unfortunatly most people are so dumb that the government they have is the government they deserve.
the wisest quote i’ve ever heard in my life.
thanks to the all-knowing, all-powerful federal government, individuals were blocked from saving people from rotting to death in the superdome after katrina, we were plunged into an unnecessary war, and thousands of our hard-earned dollars are being stolen each year by men in suits.

me, on the above: f-ck the government.
h-ll yeah, motherf-x0rs. the government should shut their f-cking mouths and stop f-cking around with censorship.
the government payed me to say $%#@ instead of c-nt. that must make me a god d-mn chiggajiggawiggan-gg-.
phrase commonly heard coming out of the mouths of uninformed preteen r-t-rds who like to think they know what’s going on in the world.
r-t-rd: “f-ck the government”
r-t-rd 2: “wow your cool, you hate the goverment too??”

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