fuck the mashed potatoes
slang for the act of ruining a meal for the other diners. generally used in the context of a dinner party at a private residence, but can also apply to a meal enjoyed in a restaurant.
a more general definition applies when someone manages to spoil an event for the group by doing something very inappropriate.
every time my girl and i double-date with james and amy, we end up leaving early because james always manages to f-ck the mashed potatoes by drinking too much and starting a screaming match with amy about who spends to much money.
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