fuck thing


a hot young girl used only for s-x.
too stupid for a relationship, much less a conversation.
fundamentally disposable, used in desperate times.
a last ditch go to, when more desirable sh-t is unavailable.
ring, ring,..
tonya; h-llo?
tom; hey f-ck thing, whatcha doing?
tonya; uh, i don’t know…nothing.
tom: why don’t you swing by for a couple of laps around
the bases and a gack dessert?
tonya; uh,..ok. i guess so.
tom; you can shower here and i’ll give ya gas money.
tonya; i’ll leave in a little bit

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