fuck towel
towel put down to catch s-x juices and sweat, so as not to mess up the clean bed sheets, the back seat of the car etc.
i just changed the sheets. better use the f-ck towel this time.
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the nearest shirt or towel used to wipe clean after s-x.
hey sweetie, could you hand me the f-ck-towel on your side of the bed. thanks.
a f-ck towel is a sl-t which serves much the same purpose as a towel one would -j-c-l-t- into. she does this by letting guys use her instead of, or in addition to, a towel in order to -j-c-l-t- without making a mess.
“man i gotta bust a nut its been a long time.”
“just use the f-ck towel dude, she’s in the other room.”
n. a promiscuous female, especially one who has s-xual congress with superiors in order to secure advancement in her career.
kevin sp-cey: dawn here, she used to be quite the little f-ck-towel. film school grad who f-cked her way to top -ssistant. f-cked her way to junior executive and then f-cked her way to vp. it was quite a rise.
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