fuck tube

derogatory term for a woman’s v-g-n- as it is effectively a tube into which the male member is inserted.
dave: so mate, do you think you’ll get any action tonight?
warren: dunno dude but as we’re going to that complete meat market of a club tonight there should be plenty of sl-ts their whose f-ck tubes need plugging.
dave: yeah man, you gotta violate those f-cking f-ck tubes!
n: the hot, wet, slippery place you want to slide your stiff c-ck into. also see, c-nt,.
anna gor her f-ck tube filled of sperm last night
sally has the best most f-ckable f-ck tube
noun, the v-g-n-
his d-ck slid easily inside her soppy wet f-cktube until she was sitting on his b-lls.
any long, slick place on a person where a p-n-s may be inserted for pleasure (mouth, v-g-n-, -ss). can also be a pocket p-ssy or fleshlight.
1.that girls mouth is a serious f-ck tube.
2.that f-ck tube is seriously expensive, man. go for the real thing instead.
a simple expletive often used when something goes horribly awry, often at the worst of times, and not aimed at a person specifically. considered similar to b-ll-cks or sh-t but with more comedy effect.
employee #1: oh…f-cktubes!

employee #2: what?

employee #1: i just sent the boss an email by mistake.

employee #2: so?

employee #1: it was ’10 things to say to your d-ck of a boss to guarantee you get fired out of a job you hate’.

employee #2: ouch. seeya!