fuck warrior
a man (or woman) who has p-ssed the seven tests of the tumblefumbley palace, these tests include: 1. the test of honesty (in which a rectal snake crawls up into the -n-s and peers into your soul)2. the test of levity (in which you have to sit through four hours of the cain and abel variety show) 3. the test of strength (in which the partic-p-nt must dip their t-st-cl-s into hot lead and do forty squats while drinking mead) 4. the test of endurance (in which one must ingest and digest 12oz. of diamonds, and then excrete it as coal/cash) 5. the test of the big d-ck (you must have a big d-ck to p-ss this test) 6. the test of wisdom (in which one must trick the c-ck demons into ones urethra and then convince them use ones p-n-s to remove the rectal snake, this must be done with precision) 7. the test of the v-g-n-l grail (in which one must venture deep into the heart of the bush garden and retrieve the v-g-n-l grail from the minions of tw-tius coochamus)
“having triumphantly completed the 7 tests of the tumblefumbley palace, he arose, a f-ck warrior.”
“you truly are the king of kings.”
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