fuck you in


going to tuck your girlfriend/wife/significant other in for bed but getting turned on and banging her instead.
girl 1: “i was really tired last night and my boyfriend carried me up to bed to tuck me in but got a b-n-r and ended up banging me!”
girl 2: “oh my god! did he f-ck you in?”
girl 1: “yeah! and he gave me an armenian noodle dip !”

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