Fuck You Tip
a f-ck you tip is given, when, in a coffee shop, deli, or any store with a tip jar, the customer tips the clerk with change that is 10 cents or less. this is called a f-ck you tip because, although your giving the person money, it is an insult to give someone such a smalll amount of money as a tip”.
-customer orders a coffee which costs $1.97-
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-customer hands clerk 2 dollars-
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-customer receives 3 cents change
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-customer puts that 3 cents in the tip jar
“hey man, i gave that deli worker today a f-ck you tip. my order came out to $9.92 and i threw him a 10 dollar bill. then he gave me the 8 cents back and i threw it in the tip jar, it was great!”
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