Fuck Your Face
a vulgar hybrid of the cl-ssic “kiss my -ss” and “f-ck you” insults.
a person says “f-ck your face” to exhibit a deep hatred of everything another person embodies as people are generally identified by their faces. contrary to how it sounds, it is meant only to express deep hatred and is not in any way a request for future action by the recipient.
“first of all, f-ck your face laura.”
a branch off of your face in which any and all insults can be answered with f-ck your face. its more potent and final than just saying your face.
as a put off:
1. hey lets go get a cheeseburger.
2. f-ck your face.
as an insult:
1. f-ck you.
2. f-ck your face.
as a comeback:
1. you’re a f-cking -sshole.
2. your -sshole f-cks your face.
to dismiss someone angrily, similar to “f-ck you” or “f-ck off”, but more to say that they are also wrong about something they just said to you.
it’s a chicago thing, first appearing in a yelp chicago talk thread about the southside of the city being less favored than the north, and the racial and other implications of that.
“b-tch, your tanorexic -ss is just mad because you are poor and eat ramen and got roaches and sh-t.”
“i’m not poor at all you wrinkly ho. in fact i got a luxary audi and my daddy owns half the southside, so f-ck your face.”
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