fuckaging
the kind of impossible packaging that hurts you/makes you scream “f-ck! f-ck!! fuuuuuck!” when you’re trying to open it.
“i sliced off my left thumb when i had to use a chef’s knife to get through the f-ckaging on my new usb drive. f-ck! that hurt.”
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