fuckbit
adjectival noun, /fʌkbɪt/
a measurement of attention defined as the information absorption rate by number of f-cks given per second or,
((nepit/second)∙f-cksgiven)/second
simplifying yields,
(nepit)∙f-cksgiven)/(second^2)
1.) that guy wasn’t paying a f-ckbit of attention to the world around him.
2.) i swear, her attention span isn’t even 3 f-ckbits.
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